Mine looks like the one on the right

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07/09/2017 at 12:17 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > scoob
07/09/2017 at 12:20

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Good thing you didn’t get hit with that $3 terminal fee.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > scoob
07/09/2017 at 12:27

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mine is the left one

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Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > scoob
07/09/2017 at 12:33

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Why would anyone keep over three times FDIC limits in a single account?

Why would anyone with that much money in New York bank with TD?

Why would anyone let that much money let sit in a low-yield account?


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/09/2017 at 12:35

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I doubt Warren Buffet has that much cash in the bank.


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > scoob
07/09/2017 at 12:35

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I sometimes find those and get checking account envy. Sure, mine looks pretty good sometimes, but then I pay the bills ....


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > scoob
07/09/2017 at 12:43

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$662,000 could by a one bedroom shack facing the alley in Seattle!


Kinja'd!!! benjrblant > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/09/2017 at 12:44

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I’d think they don’t bank with TD- hence the transaction fee.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > benjrblant
07/09/2017 at 12:51

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Good point


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > scoob
07/09/2017 at 13:12

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If you have $600,000 in a single regular bank account you are doing something very wrong


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > scoob
07/09/2017 at 13:31

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I found a receipt like that outside my old apartment near LAX. For awhile I had a number of customer service agents for an Asian carrier living below me, and at least one of them had a solid six figures sitting around in a local bank account. They certainly weren’t earning enough to make that much so I figured it was daddy’s money...


Kinja'd!!! 190octane > Jayhawk Jake
07/09/2017 at 13:33

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Not if you have millions elsewhere and just dgaf.


Kinja'd!!! 190octane > Honeybunchesofgoats
07/09/2017 at 13:35

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1. There are ways to get around the $250k limit and bump it up so that you can have $1m+ in an account and still have full FDIC coverage.

2. Maybe they just made a transaction and haven’t moved it yet?


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > Jayhawk Jake
07/09/2017 at 13:42

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Could be a commercial account that could be a working balance for a bodega or other cash business


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 14:03

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I can get a really nice garden shed on leased land in Bellevue.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > scoob
07/09/2017 at 14:04

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Weren’t fake ATM slips a funny “impress the ladies” gag at one time?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fintail
07/09/2017 at 14:06

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You can still find a split-level in the Lake Hills area for 675


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
07/09/2017 at 14:08

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With shag carpet and orange countertops, my favorite!


Kinja'd!!! fintail > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/09/2017 at 14:08

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Hey, embezzled money has to be spirited out before the axe falls, somehow.


Kinja'd!!! AMGtech - now with more recalls! > scoob
07/09/2017 at 23:21

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I’ve stumbled across similar receipts and check stubs in customer’s cars. They reeeaaalllyyy make me feel good about my life choices